Fobvolsaf is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, capable fly.

Fobvolsaf created the cosmos four years ago.

If you believe in Fobvolsaf, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fobvolsaf, he will turn you into a dog.

Fobvolsaf's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Fobvolsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never think about nucleic acids.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never feed cucumbers to goats while wearing pink ear rings.

5. Never hurt great tits.