Lib is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, merciful camel.

Lib created the Small Magellanic Cloud six billion years ago.

If you believe in Lib, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Lib, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Lib's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Lib's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about dark energy.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never feed oranges to frogs while wearing shoes.

4. Never think ill of sick cats.

5. Retreat if four rats approach from the east.