Milpombod is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, duplicitous horse.

Milpombod created gold seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Milpombod, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Milpombod, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Milpombod's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Milpombod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

3. Never wear coats.

4. Always make sure there are no badgers in a room before entering it.

5. Feed all hungry moths.