Wotfab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, conceited snail.

Wotfab created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wotfab, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Wotfab, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Wotfab's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Wotfab's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Wotfab.

2. Do not wear nickel on your body.

3. Do not kill mice.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not sprint in public.