Tadnutnart is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, boastful hamster.

Tadnutnart created oxygen five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tadnutnart, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tadnutnart, he will curse you with boils.

Tadnutnart's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Tadnutnart's Holy Commandments

1. Always maintain purity during days of mourning.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Tadnutnart.

5. Always remove shorts before touching carbon.