Nelzednutt is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, two-faced gnu.

Nelzednutt created a charm quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nelzednutt, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nelzednutt, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Nelzednutt's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Nelzednutt's Holy Commandments

1. Nelzednutt loves shrews, so they must be respected.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never skip in holy places.

4. Do not kill sharks.

5. Always look after injured mites.