Tiklinlarg is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, awesome camel.

Tiklinlarg created viruses seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tiklinlarg, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Tiklinlarg, it will turn you into a goat.

Tiklinlarg's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Tiklinlarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about spacetime.

2. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.

3. Do not take Tiklinlarg's name in vain.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not shave your feet.