Pangtammob is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, bad-tempered jellyfish.

Pangtammob created dark energy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Pangtammob, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Pangtammob, he will make you grow a tail.

Pangtammob's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Pangtammob's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of bread to eagles while wearing pink jumpers.

2. Never wear trousers.

3. Hide if six nematodes approach from the east.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never write about special relativity.