Dibfetpib Fligstafkim is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, awe-inspiring snake.

Dibfetpib Fligstafkim created the planet Saturn six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dibfetpib Fligstafkim, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dibfetpib Fligstafkim, he will destroy your home planet.

Dibfetpib Fligstafkim's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Dibfetpib Fligstafkim's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse water with water.

2. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

3. Do not prepare wheat while wearing hats.

4. Never adorn your face with indigo markings.

5. Always take life seriously.