Cissgetyaksabcinbedtap is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, all-powerful elephant.

Cissgetyaksabcinbedtap created a bottom quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cissgetyaksabcinbedtap, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cissgetyaksabcinbedtap, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Cissgetyaksabcinbedtap's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Cissgetyaksabcinbedtap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never wear black skirts.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.

4. Put Cissgetyaksabcinbedtap first in all things.

5. Never bounce in the presence of whales.