Dapjadjig Hamnatmot is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, clever rat.

Dapjadjig Hamnatmot created water six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dapjadjig Hamnatmot, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dapjadjig Hamnatmot, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Dapjadjig Hamnatmot's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Dapjadjig Hamnatmot's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine rats approach from the west.

2. Never think about thermodynamics near dogs while wearing green stockings and balancing eight gold spheres on your feet.

3. Never think about planets.

4. Never talk about electromagnetism.

5. Never talk about asteroids.