Hadtailtim is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, self-confident giraffe.

Hadtailtim created bats two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hadtailtim, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Hadtailtim, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Hadtailtim's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Hadtailtim's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hadtailtim.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Hide if seven tortoises approach from the east.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.