Mobkemdan is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, unthoughtful gnu.

Mobkemdan created snails five million years ago.

If you believe in Mobkemdan, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Mobkemdan, it will not care at all.

Mobkemdan's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Mobkemdan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about fluid mechanics.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Always wear black.

5. Mobkemdan must be the most important thing in your life.