Bemnigmitjatboss is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, awesome salamander.

Bemnigmitjatboss created the Sunflower Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bemnigmitjatboss, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bemnigmitjatboss, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Bemnigmitjatboss' most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Bemnigmitjatboss' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force near squirrels while wearing gray skirts and balancing six zinc spheres on your hands.

3. Never look at planets.

4. Do not wear pink clothing.

5. Never write about comets.