Hudyarlsak is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, unsympathetic snail.

Hudyarlsak created a strange quark two years ago.

If you believe in Hudyarlsak, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Hudyarlsak, it will not care.

Hudyarlsak's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Hudyarlsak's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.

3. You must love Hudyarlsak.

4. Do not resist order.

5. Never prepare melons during autumn.