Nartpomzig is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, bad-tempered bat.

Nartpomzig created vertebrates four years ago.

If you believe in Nartpomzig, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nartpomzig, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Nartpomzig's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Nartpomzig's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always treat snails with great respect.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Nartpomzig in the centre of the settlement.

5. Put Nartpomzig first in all things.