Buddidloop is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, resourceful capybara.

Buddidloop created a quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Buddidloop, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Buddidloop, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Buddidloop's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Buddidloop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt eagles.

2. Never talk about birds.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Hide from violet seals for they are unholy.