Hatfabcubrill is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, egotistical lizard.

Hatfabcubrill created vertebrates four million years ago.

If you believe in Hatfabcubrill, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Hatfabcubrill, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Hatfabcubrill's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Hatfabcubrill's Holy Commandments

1. Hatfabcubrill must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always wash your arms before prayer.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never chant near hamsters.