Arpcebquag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, confident wombat.

Arpcebquag created the Black Eye Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arpcebquag, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Arpcebquag, she will manifest in front of you.

Arpcebquag's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Arpcebquag's Holy Commandments

1. Arpcebquag loves snakes, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not name children after great tits.

3. Always remove corsets before entering holy places.

4. Do not kill shrews.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.