Sugmipfig is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, all-powerful duck.

Sugmipfig created Africa two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sugmipfig, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sugmipfig, it will turn you into a hamster.

Sugmipfig's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Sugmipfig's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Sugmipfig's priests.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always look after injured monkeys.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.