Rotstafpomjad is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, humane parrot.

Rotstafpomjad created dark energy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rotstafpomjad, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Rotstafpomjad, it will send you a sign.

Rotstafpomjad's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Rotstafpomjad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt doves.

2. Do not keep six seals in a large pit.

3. Never write about planets.

4. Never bounce near great tits.

5. Do not drink alcohol.