Bugstikappyakgupflap is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, grumpy deer.

Bugstikappyakgupflap created everything that exists seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bugstikappyakgupflap, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Bugstikappyakgupflap, it will jump up and down on your head.

Bugstikappyakgupflap's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Bugstikappyakgupflap's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Bugstikappyakgupflap.

3. Never talk about quantum mechanics near sharks while wearing magenta shorts.

4. Do not wear silicon on your body.

5. Learn five new languages a year.