Bomkomtom is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, stupid crane.

Bomkomtom created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bomkomtom, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bomkomtom, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Bomkomtom's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Bomkomtom's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not wear zinc on your body.

4. Bomkomtom loves pigs, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not eat cucumbers.