Lunjendod Femhityim Tunwegvedboss is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, compassionate gnu.

Lunjendod Femhityim Tunwegvedboss created a down quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lunjendod Femhityim Tunwegvedboss, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Lunjendod Femhityim Tunwegvedboss, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Lunjendod Femhityim Tunwegvedboss' most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Lunjendod Femhityim Tunwegvedboss' Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always help snails in need.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Lunjendod Femhityim Tunwegvedboss.

4. Never think about dark matter near mites while wearing mauve skirts and balancing five lead spheres on your feet.

5. Do not covet oxen.