Citdumpang is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, self-confident troll.

Citdumpang created a quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Citdumpang, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Citdumpang, she will turn you into a worm.

Citdumpang's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Citdumpang's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear stockings.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never think about dark energy.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Never write about planets.