Cissakfomflag is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, sapient dove.

Cissakfomflag created time and space seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cissakfomflag, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cissakfomflag, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Cissakfomflag's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Cissakfomflag's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse water with water.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never touch blood while blessed.