Pasgessfoss is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, moody dingo.

Pasgessfoss created parasitic wasps four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pasgessfoss, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Pasgessfoss, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Pasgessfoss' most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Pasgessfoss' Holy Commandments

1. You must love Pasgessfoss.

2. Always treat snakes with great respect.

3. Hide from orange dogs for they are unholy.

4. Do not kill geese.

5. Do not jump in public.