Rowflantaf is a god.

It takes the form of a small, almighty dolphin.

Rowflantaf created bats three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rowflantaf, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Rowflantaf, it will turn you into a puffin.

Rowflantaf's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Rowflantaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Never think ill of sick goats.

5. Worship no other gods but Rowflantaf.