Libpak is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, passionate warg.

Libpak created the planet Saturn five million years ago.

If you believe in Libpak, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Libpak, she will strike you with lightening.

Libpak's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Libpak's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Libpak.

2. Do not kill great tits.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Retreat if nine squirrels approach from the east.

5. Do not sit in public.