Titgumbog is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, flying coyote.

Titgumbog created time and space seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Titgumbog, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Titgumbog, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Titgumbog's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Titgumbog's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not hurt pigs.

3. Run away if eight dogs approach from the south.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.