Xuctunwee is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, vain giraffe.

Xuctunwee created the Sombrero Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Xuctunwee, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Xuctunwee, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Xuctunwee's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Xuctunwee's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large iron sculpture of Xuctunwee on top of all buildings.

2. Never think ill of sick ducks.

3. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Do not cook food in pots.