Dinligspag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, impressive mouse.

Dinligspag created snails six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dinligspag, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Dinligspag, he will make you grow a tail.

Dinligspag's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Dinligspag's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry monkeys.

2. Do not shave your face.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always help doves in need.

5. Moths are not to be trusted.