Witdutsas is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unthinking hedgehog.

Witdutsas created the Black Eye Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Witdutsas, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Witdutsas, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Witdutsas' most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Witdutsas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak sacred words in winter.

2. Do not prepare peanuts while wearing ear rings.

3. Dogs are not to be trusted.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not eat oranges.