Gettanveen is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, benevolent hamster.

Gettanveen created the Andromeda Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Gettanveen, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gettanveen, he will turn you into a rock.

Gettanveen's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Gettanveen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat rice.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. You must pray to Gettanveen five times a day.

4. Never think about electromagnetism near doves while wearing turquoise coats and balancing seven tin spheres on your legs.

5. Never think about thermodynamics.