Nuttcipkin is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, unjust gerbil.

Nuttcipkin created the Black Eye Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttcipkin, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nuttcipkin, he will turn you into a mole.

Nuttcipkin's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Nuttcipkin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.