Talsascin is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, temperamental octopus.

Talsascin created dark matter eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Talsascin, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Talsascin, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Talsascin's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Talsascin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not gather at towers at midday.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never fashion tools from bone.