Didfidtin is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, merciful crab.

Didfidtin created a Higgs boson four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Didfidtin, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Didfidtin, he will turn you into a dog.

Didfidtin's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Didfidtin's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed bananas to bats while wearing jumpers.

2. Mites are not to be trusted.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Pray towards the north.