Xinriplarn is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, compassionate dragon.

Xinriplarn created Mount Everest two years ago.

If you believe in Xinriplarn, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Xinriplarn, it will turn you into a duck.

Xinriplarn's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Xinriplarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never talk about archaea.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.

5. Never talk about quantum field theory near mites while wearing magenta boots.