Legtalgep Donzagvig Mutspagtip is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, confident porpoise.

Legtalgep Donzagvig Mutspagtip created life two years ago.

If you believe in Legtalgep Donzagvig Mutspagtip, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Legtalgep Donzagvig Mutspagtip, she will turn you into a sheep.

Legtalgep Donzagvig Mutspagtip's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Legtalgep Donzagvig Mutspagtip's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. You must love Legtalgep Donzagvig Mutspagtip.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never pour water over plants.