Nulsidvol is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, competent alligator.

Nulsidvol created oxygen four billion years ago.

If you believe in Nulsidvol, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nulsidvol, it will remove you from existence.

Nulsidvol's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Nulsidvol's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.

3. Remain standing during prayer.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never carve symbols of galaxies into wood.