Sogjinsat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, overgenerous ant.

Sogjinsat created a quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sogjinsat, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sogjinsat, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Sogjinsat's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Sogjinsat's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in the presence of goats.

2. Never go into turquoise rooms.

3. Always help pigs.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Swans are unholy and should not be approached.