Stikbadcum is a god.
He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, weak
cat.
Stikbadcum created a down quark three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Stikbadcum, he will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Stikbadcum, he will destroy your favourite star.
Stikbadcum's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.
Stikbadcum's Holy Commandments1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
2. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.
3. Retreat if three snails approach from the east.
4. Never think about amino acids.
5. Never eat green fruit.