Tenstikmid is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, omnipotent tapir.

Tenstikmid created the Milkyway two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tenstikmid, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tenstikmid, she will be mildly annoyed.

Tenstikmid's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Tenstikmid's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum gravity.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always obey Tenstikmid's priests.

4. Never talk about solid mechanics.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.