Boptanmad is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, unthoughtful giraffe.

Boptanmad created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight million years ago.

If you believe in Boptanmad, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Boptanmad, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Boptanmad's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Boptanmad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about thermodynamics.

2. Run away if nine turtles approach from the east.

3. Put Boptanmad first in all things.

4. Do not dye your hair white.

5. Hide if seven manatees approach from the south.