Citgodcin is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, calm mouse.

Citgodcin created a down quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Citgodcin, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Citgodcin, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Citgodcin's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Citgodcin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Retreat if five tortoises approach from the east.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never eat bark.