Ontnakdavbuslungess is a god.
She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, slow
clam.
Ontnakdavbuslungess created the Virgo Supercluster three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Ontnakdavbuslungess, she will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Ontnakdavbuslungess, she will destroy your favourite planet.
Ontnakdavbuslungess' most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.
Ontnakdavbuslungess' Holy Commandments1. Never talk about quantum gravity.
2. Never talk about spacetime near mice while wearing violet kilts and balancing four carbon spheres on your face.
3. Do not kill snails.
4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.