Dobfagneg is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, witless bear.

Dobfagneg created the Sol system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dobfagneg, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dobfagneg, she will turn you into a hamster.

Dobfagneg's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Dobfagneg's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

4. Feed all hungry horses.

5. Hide from fawn snails for they are unholy.