Nelldobhab is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, unjust manatee.

Nelldobhab created a strange quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nelldobhab, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Nelldobhab, he will send you a sign.

Nelldobhab's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Nelldobhab's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap in the presence of badgers.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
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