Konyamarf is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, selfish camel.

Konyamarf created the Andromeda Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Konyamarf, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Konyamarf, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Konyamarf's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Konyamarf's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Konyamarf.

2. Never think about ultrasonics near frogs while wearing pink coats and balancing three gold spheres on your feet.

3. Never talk about badgers.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never hurt tapirs.
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