Hinmitlinzak is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, passionate armadillo.

Hinmitlinzak created the Cigar Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Hinmitlinzak, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Hinmitlinzak, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Hinmitlinzak's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Hinmitlinzak's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Hinmitlinzak's priests.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Eagles are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not prepare apples while wearing ear rings.

5. Run away from red ants, for they are unholy.