Kimhithen is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, tranquil cat.

Kimhithen created the Small Magellanic Cloud four million years ago.

If you believe in Kimhithen, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Kimhithen, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Kimhithen's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Kimhithen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about rats.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not keep five horses in a large pit.