Omtratmob is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, dishonourable weasel.

Omtratmob created the planet Saturn six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Omtratmob, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Omtratmob, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Omtratmob's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Omtratmob's Holy Commandments

1. Put Omtratmob first in all things.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never think about dwarf planets.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always obey Omtratmob's priests.
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