Honmumtik is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, omniscient dryad.

Honmumtik created water five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Honmumtik, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Honmumtik, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Honmumtik's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Honmumtik's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four ducks approach from the west.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

4. Do not take Honmumtik's name in vain.

5. Never write about cell theory.