Dabdavmutnur is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, unselfish shark.

Dabdavmutnur created the planet Mars three billion years ago.

If you believe in Dabdavmutnur, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dabdavmutnur, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Dabdavmutnur's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Dabdavmutnur's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Erect a large lead sculpture of Dabdavmutnur on top of all buildings.