Zagstighit Bidyimstan is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unthoughtful capybara.

Zagstighit Bidyimstan created water seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zagstighit Bidyimstan, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Zagstighit Bidyimstan, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Zagstighit Bidyimstan's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Zagstighit Bidyimstan's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large copper sculpture of Zagstighit Bidyimstan on top of all buildings.

2. Always make sure there are no bats in a room before entering it.

3. Never wear violet coats.

4. Zagstighit Bidyimstan loves shrews, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.