Zagpogbest is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, almighty walrus.

Zagpogbest created the Tadpole Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zagpogbest, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Zagpogbest, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Zagpogbest's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Zagpogbest's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Zagpogbest in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.

3. Never feed aubergines to sheep while wearing trousers.

4. Always look after injured voles.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.