Sidartxuck is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, wise hyena.

Sidartxuck created Mount Everest four years ago.

If you believe in Sidartxuck, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Sidartxuck, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Sidartxuck's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Sidartxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt ants.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never talk about mice.

4. Do not shave your face.

5. Never talk about quantum gravity near bats while wearing pink corsets and balancing six copper spheres on your arms.