Wiglarplamcat is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, happy dolphin.

Wiglarplamcat created the planet Venus seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wiglarplamcat, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Wiglarplamcat, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Wiglarplamcat's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Wiglarplamcat's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not wear coats marked with gray.