Flabbafhak is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, impressive dragon.

Flabbafhak created the Sun twelve years ago.

If you believe in Flabbafhak, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Flabbafhak, she will strike you with lightening.

Flabbafhak's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Flabbafhak's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention doves.

2. Do not keep five grasshopers in a large pit.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never go into pink rooms.

5. Never talk about fire.